Do people still play Yu-Gi-Oh? When I was a kid, Yu-Gi-Oh was what the big kids played. We had our Pokémon and we were happy with them, but every once in a while we’d sneak a peek at the 5th-graders’ playground (they had a separate playground! crazy) and catch a glimpse of a “Dark Magician”, or even a “Blue Eyes White Dragon”. These glimpses, enticing us with illicit, occult sin, tempted in ways no other Collectible Trading Card Game(tm) could.

We became disillusioned, of course, when we actually acquired the cards in question. That shiz was complicated!