TO BE CONTINUED! OOOO!

Boy, this is dumb.

Also, hey: Mocktopus still has a Facebook page! Maybe if people use it, I’ll remember to actually update it.

Man, I enjoy writing Pimp Sloth’s raps. They are a real fun thing to write.

If you’re itching for more comics with bears in them, perhaps my guest comic over at Let’s Be Friends Again might fit the bill? Unless you’re only here because you saw my guest comic over there. In which case, uh…hello!

My memory of the 1990s mostly consists of Furby and Pokémon.

Hey, guys! Welcome back. Where’ve you been.

This comic originally had dialogue but I took it all out. I think this works better!

There will probably be a new comic Thursday probably!

It was difficult growing up in the SNES era.

Or, uh, or so I’ve heard.

Man, if Mocktopus has a continuity, this is drenched in it.

I made a font based on my handwriting! If I end up using it regularly, I’ll probably redo it, but I think it looks pretty neato. What do you guys think?

Oh! I meant to say this and forgot, but the amazing Gibson Twist put me in his recommended reading section and it’s been sending hella traffic this way. Thanks, man!

This comic, more than anything, is a joke at myself. I’m never really comfortable making “edgy” jokes– I mean, that last comic is just goofy, but I was really battling myself over this one. I actually changed the last panel’s caption to “homeless man” from “hooker”. True story.

Another PS+P! I do so deeply enjoy making comics about these two. This time they tackle the tough topic of what is socially acceptable to say in regards to the ladies! (Hint: it should probably stay within your own genus.)

I told you you’d be seeing these guys again. I’ve got a whole mess of these, just waiting to be uploaded. You haven’t seen the last of Pimp Sloth and Pizzy P, that’s fo sho. Er, for sure.